Thursday, November 8, 2007
Stumble it!Friday, September 7, 2007
Hmm...
This music video brings up many questions:
1. What's with the spinning foot?
2. Breaking things has never kept a relationship intact.
3. The odd silent dude.... what's up with him?
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Well, well, well
Hi, all. I have not been able to write due to the "bots" in Blogger assuming I am one of them. Now, why would they think that? Anyways, I went to get schooled today... schooled in psychology and graphic design (where we played with rocks, no, seriously...). I also ended up in a class which I wasn't taking by accident. In my rush to get out the door, I failed to see that my Shakespeare in Film class was in two different rooms, depending on which day it was. So, I ended up sitting through a business class, because I felt the teacher was very nice. Nice enough to not have me interrupt her syllabus by walking out... Oh, well. Anyways, here's a Captain Jack video. He's mad cool. R.I.P. Cap'n. ::sob::
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Evil Appliances
Like everyone else, some of the stuff in my residence doesn't function as it should. I also happen to be incredibly lazy most times. But, anyways... I really, truly, one hundred percent know there's something... sinister about my dishwasher. In the beginning, it worked just fine, and I was psyched because I had never had a dishwasher before. I had to wash 'em by hand like a primitive human being. So, everything was cool, until it randomly decided to start depositing a sandy substance onto the dishes. It also was doing a horrible job of cleaning them. (Yes, I rinsed them before!) This was the beginning of the rebellion. I didn't think too much of it and went out to buy some dishwasher cleaning solution. The dishwasher was appeased by the offering of lemony goodness. However, it soon began acting up yet again. This time with far worse results. I decided to clean it yet again. This time, however, the apartment was filled with a decidedly sulfur stench. This is when I knew that my dishwasher is either a portal to hell or possessed. (I heard sulfur emits from demonic beings.) "This dishwasher shall never be opened again!" I proclaimed.
Just the other day, I had a few drinks, and curiosity got the best of me. I unsealed the unholy portal, peering carefully inside. The entire bottom of the machine was filled with a pinkish embryonic fluid. I believe I saw something twitch as I hastily closed the door. There is something gestating in my dishwasher. It's sentient.
What should I do?!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
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