Evil Appliances

Like everyone else, some of the stuff in my residence doesn't function as it should. I also happen to be incredibly lazy most times. But, anyways... I really, truly, one hundred percent know there's something... sinister about my dishwasher. In the beginning, it worked just fine, and I was psyched because I had never had a dishwasher before. I had to wash 'em by hand like a primitive human being. So, everything was cool, until it randomly decided to start depositing a sandy substance onto the dishes. It also was doing a horrible job of cleaning them. (Yes, I rinsed them before!) This was the beginning of the rebellion. I didn't think too much of it and went out to buy some dishwasher cleaning solution. The dishwasher was appeased by the offering of lemony goodness. However, it soon began acting up yet again. This time with far worse results. I decided to clean it yet again. This time, however, the apartment was filled with a decidedly sulfur stench. This is when I knew that my dishwasher is either a portal to hell or possessed. (I heard sulfur emits from demonic beings.) "This dishwasher shall never be opened again!" I proclaimed.
Just the other day, I had a few drinks, and curiosity got the best of me. I unsealed the unholy portal, peering carefully inside. The entire bottom of the machine was filled with a pinkish embryonic fluid. I believe I saw something twitch as I hastily closed the door. There is something gestating in my dishwasher. It's sentient.
What should I do?!

Link List

The Wal-Mart Prank

TK409 Got a job as a storm trooper

Global Lake Monster Database

Day of the Daleks

I Work With Fools - Anonymously Share Work Related Stories

Why the Super Mario movie is an under appreciated masterpiece

Weird Meat

The Stinky Meat Project

Lurk moar

I'll admit it, I would be bored to tears without my MacBook and the internets. I love my iGoogle, where I have probably close to half a thousand links (well, that sounded more impressive than saying five hundred). I have the lovely StumbleUpon bottom installed in my Firefox browser. Quite often, I find myself reading an OMG-that-is-the-sweetest-thing-ever story or coming across a really awesome page. So, I've decided to start doing a link list every once in a while. Enjoy!

My cute kitty

Haha, I know it's one of the major faux-paus people mainly make in blogging, but hey... I love my cat. Why shouldn't she be an internet star? Look at her, kinda grown up.

Doctor Who

I'm in love with Doctor Who... please, watch this little known of tv movie! It's sweet.

Fuck it's gone.

Awesome movie, must watch!

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My favorite song now! Seriously

WTF?!

So, the craziest thing just happened. I was taking a walk to the corner gas station to buy some cigarettes. As I'm walking out, some middle aged foreign guy in a car asked me if I'm looking for a part time job. I was like, "Uhh..." and he says he owns the gas station and takes me in the back room to discuss the job. He looks at me and goes, "So, you smoke?" making a gesture of smoking a roach. I reply, "Uh, sometimes, I guess?" I stare at his greasy balding head. "So, the job... basically, it's ...cleaning houses. You know how to clean, right?" I say, "Well, of course." He goes on to tell me he's going to pay me under the table, and that he owns several apartment buildings. At this point, I'm feeling quite edgy. I mean, yeah, I had a couple beers, but this was beyond the scope of anything that's happened to me recently (or ever, in this situation). This was completely unexpected. And damn, I'd already given him my name and phone number. After speaking very very briefly about the "job," he asks me if I do anything "hard." As in drugs, get your mind out of the-- well, maybe. Maybe he was trying to get me to become a sex slave. OMG. I reply quickly, "No! Of course not!" He smiles, "So, would you like to go get some 'stuff,' or are you busy?" I mumble, "No, I've got to go back..." And with that I left, walking briskly back to my apartment. Now, I ask you, WTF?

Check out my moves!

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!
Pretty hot, no?

Wow, this is in my Google bookmarks as a "Future Need." Ha, I would LOVE having one of these! Not to mention, I wouldn't mind having 1, 600 bottles of wine just chilling. I'm sure getting a spiral wine cellar would be very expensive... I just have to work on getting a house. Haha, yeah right. Anyways, go check out their webpage Spiral Cellars.

Hey, hey!

Just to let anyone who cares know, I'm playing around with different web hosting, and a different title. Just because. New updates coming soon! Above is my cute kitty, for your consideration. Her name is Isis. She loves peanuts, turkey, corn, and pasta! Hehe.

Ah, Bob Saget..!

Today is a truly sad day, for I have just found out that my hero, Dan (a.k.a. Tourettes Guy) has passed away. I have read that he passed away about a month after he had suffered injuries caused by a bad car accident. The world is truly a sad place. A moment of silence. Rest in peace. *sob*

Update: Yeah, he's not dead. Whatever. Fuck him.

Check Out My Sweet New Ride!

Haha, okay, it's only a CGI model to how it would move, but I sooo want one.